I took the kids for a lovely walk today. The air was bracing and everywhere we looked there were glittering star bursts of sunshine on melting snow. We went to the local bakery. A small, busy establishment packed full of colorful pastries, varied and delicious enough to make a diabetic weep.
My baby boy the Pumpkin Man started fussing in his carriage. I think the sight and smell of the cakes and pies and pizzas and cannoli assaulted his poor senses until he could no longer stand it. I know how he feels. His older sister, only 2 and 2/3 mind you, walked over to him and smiled and began to sing in a quiet lilting voice. He met her gaze and grinned and became calm.
When I was finished with my purchases, I bent close to make sure they were secure and ready to head home. This is what I heard my daughter sing: "Big Pimpin', Spendin' Cheese . . . "
Oops.
Peanut just stole my heart
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteI know just how you feel, though, it is *much* funnier when your kids do it!
I left one of my kids in a bakery once. Not on purpose, of course...
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you just made this tantalizing post about a bakery and didn't even say what you got. Bakery purchases tell a lot about a person. ;)
ReplyDeleteBWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love your kids!!
:) Ha ha.. PRICELESS!
ReplyDeleteI love the things that come out kids mouths!
You won't let her listen to country, but you let her listen to rap????
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SL Yep. She's a charmer
ReplyDeleteViv! Shut up Viv.
S.C. I would've killed to be left at the bakery as a child.
h-There were calzones, a cookie monster whoopie pie, and an incredible chocolate cake with white butter cream frosting, topped by a chocolate ganache, and filled with chocolate custard. Oh yeah.
J-Thanks! We're ok with'em
B-Yeah, they're hilarious.
t-Of course I let her listen to country. I'm just picky about the artist. Same with rap. Although with this one there were extenuating circumstances.
don't kids just say...um...the..things.
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