First there was a Man. Then a Woman. Then in quick succession, two cats, a confused dog beast, and two kids. I stay at home with them. I'm the Man

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Mixed Blessings

First of all, Christmas Miracle:

Santa, you naughty little minx.
Second, this is a picture of my city's last remaining Jews--from a time when there were many and other than myself-- celebrating Chanukah. It's from the back page of the Everett Leader-Herald and News Gazette. They couldn't decide on a name. Please, for your own good, read and pay close attantion to the blurb under the photo:

Yep, that's what it says alright.



Now that's what I call a Jewian slip. I mean a Freudian Jew! I mean Jewian Je . . . *sigh*. Look, can we just chock all of this up to it being a Jew-o. I mean a type-Jew! I mean a kapo!

That's my home town newspaper. In a blurb about the city's last remaining Jews, they send'em back to Jewusalem. All the Jews that's fit to print.

Jeesh.

HM

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  2. Can't you just choose some new Chosen People? I think Mitt Romney has time on his hands.

    And stop bogarting the Mark!

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    1. I don't see Mitt handling a long walk through the desert that well

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  3. Wow. Jew must be pretty peeved by that one.

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  4. Ah... nothing like a little Jewdian slip to celebrate the lighting of the menorah. Welcome to Jewusalem!

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  5. Worth it just for that last line...

    New Twitter meme, maybe? Use the word Jew(s) in a sitcom title?

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  6. Someone might have been hitting the Makers when they typed that up... Happy Holidays HM!!

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  7. Be vewy vewy qwuiet, I'm hunting people fwom Jewusalem!

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  8. Jesus, Mawee and Joseph...

    ...a head smacker if I ever saw one.

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  9. Dear Gott in Himmel! What idjits. Made me laugh so I'm good with it.

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