I have to pee. I'm not getting up though. Not right now. There is no way I am missing this. But man, I have to pee. Really like, squirming and worming and wiggling my butt. But if I get up now it'll be over by the time I get back. Just gotta squeeeeeze tight. Mmmf. Can't. OohUhhh. Lock my ankles together. GO just get up and go and then No no no. I'm ok. Alright. Let's see this. Whoa he's gonna rip that guy's throat out. Look out! Ahh no. I really have to pee. Seriously.
"Do you have to pee?"
"No."
"Ok, because you're wiggling all over the place."
"NoIdon'thavetogoPEEEE!"
"Ok."
Man, do I have to pee. I mean really bad. But look at this. The other guy is winning now. I can't believe it. AHH I have to pee. Get him! Look out! Ooh, I think I just let a little out. But this guy is about to kill the mean one! Arrgghh!
"Are you sure you don't have to pee?"
"YesI'mSUURREE!"
"You can take one of your dinosaurs upstairs with you."
" . . . Okaaay. Daddy this dinosaur is a Gigantosaurus and the Gigantosaurus attacked the Brachiosaurus but the Gigantosaurus is a meat eater but the Brachiosaurus manages to get away because he uses his looong tail to hit the Gigantosaurus and then he gets away."
"Wow. That's quite the upset. Get upstairs to pee now."
"Daddy come with me."
" . . . Okaaay."
Phew.
Now I have to go. Sheesh.
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