First there was a Man. Then a Woman. Then in quick succession, two cats, a confused dog beast, and two kids. I stay at home with them. I'm the Man

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Busy Morning/Hey everyone, I'm a Whore!

So between whiny meltdowns this morning ("daddy, I'm hungry.  NO. I want something else.  NO.  I want to cook it."
Me:  "So lets go cook it."  Her:   No.  Idone wanna cook it!"  Me, mumbling:  Well, isn't daddy an over accommodating moron?"   Her:  "yeah.")  cleaning the house for company, and shoveling, I am taking time out to show you my, ahem, wares.  Don't look directly at them!  You'll claw your eyes out.

Today, I have my first ever guest post up over at Always Home and Uncool.  A few things you should know should you deign to read it.  He's a funny guy and a good writer.  He's also a lunatic.  A lunatic who tries not to swear, drinks too much beer, and hates (by which I mean secretly loves) the American Girl products he buys for his daughter.  So if you guys have an extra moment, please go on over there and give it a read.  Thanks everyone.

Homemaker Man

10 comments:

  1. You're delightfully insane, you know that?... I think that was a complement...

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  2. I think you did a great job! And, you made me laugh, good thing my tea was cold.

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  3. That was one of the funniest blog posts I have ever read - get over there, people! Check it out!

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  4. I agree. It was a really great story -- funny and delightful. You are impressive my darling. =)

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  5. That was a riot! So glad I took the jump over there and read it!

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  6. Because you live in a pink house I thought you deserved and award. Come on by my blog and pick it up. Whose awesome? Homemaker Man that's who.

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  7. LOL the joy+stress of parenthood!
    will check out the link now~

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  8. I will go check! Thanks for the directions.

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  9. Thanks everyone for going and spending the time to give it a read.

    S.L. I think the answer to your question is you

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  10. love your blog-glad I found you..:) will head over to the guest spot now.

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