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Friday, April 27, 2012


I've been meme'd. I have to answer eleven questions. Eleven! That is like, way more than ten. And unacceptable. Here we go:

  1. Ginger or MaryAnn? Who would choose either of those played out ho's? For me, it's Lovey, all the way, baby. Lets do it on a pile of useless wealth, Mrs.-make-me-Howell! Aaahhwooooooh!
  2. What would you use to dilute water? Hubris 
  3. What mnemonic would you use to help you remember how to spell “mnemonic”?My nana eats mostly old nose inhalers, chief. 
  4. What is your theme song? The Bare Necessities. Or Mm Bau Bau. Chicka chicka. 
  5. Cake or pie, and what kind? Ahh, the eternal struggle. Not to be taken lightly. I believe I appreciate good pie more, becauser it's very rare. And delicious. Mediocre to bad pie abounds and I cannot stomach it. I am much more likely to eat mediocre cake. I am doing so right now. So, cake. Chocolate with white frosting. Classic.
  6. What’s the worst movie you ever saw in its entirety? Hot Shots part Deux. So high when we saw it that when my friends and I cam upon a mall security guard, I actually beseeched them--via stage whisper--to "be cool, be cool." And it took us three separate tries to buy tickets without laughing. Then we bought tickets and didn't laugh again for two hours.  Lot of choices for this one, though. I could make a list. 
  7. What celebrity would you NOT mind your significant other having a one-nighter with? Author, supermodel, ex-famous novelist groupie, and Top Chef host Padma LakshmiA delightful combination of brains and humminah humminah. And she's our agreed upon acceptable celebrity crush. Also, maybe Ron Swanson. 
  8. Six of one or half a dozen of the other? Depends on the standards of measurement. In Europe it'd be six of one. Here, half a dozen.  In Canada, it'd be a baker's dozen, those socialist bastards.
  9. What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Horde it. 
  10. Vampires or zombies – which would you try to kill first? Vampires if my daughter ever tries to marry one. Otherwise, still vampires. 
  11. Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen? Any and all of the Jonas Brothers in any form.
Alright now for the fun part. Those who will be tagged. But first, the rules:
  1. You must post the rules.
  2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in the post, and then create 11 new questions to ask the people you've tagged.
  3. Tag 11 bloggers, however, you can break the rules and tag fewer people if you want. Make sure you hyperlink their names/blogs.
  4. Let them know you've tagged them!
  5. Have fun!

Next, the questions:

1. Have you ever stolen anything in your life(don't answer this if it's a felony still under the stature of limitations. Disclaimed)?
2. Can you read my mind?
3. Coopon or Q-pon (there is a correct answer here)?
4. Medium rare or vegetarian?
5. How many angels fit on the head of a pin? 
6. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
7. What does it have in it's pockets?
8. If you were ever sent to prison, and you couldn't get your hands on a spoon or a toothbrush, out of what would you fashion your shiv?
9. If you could 100% ensure your children have one specific quality when they grow up, what would it be?
10. In order to save the world, you have to do seven minutes in heaven in a broom closet with either Vladimir Putin, Newt Gingrich, or the corpse of Elizabeth Taylor. Who do you choose?
11. What is your desert island ice cream brand and flavor?

Bloggers tagged.


  1. Honored, to be sure...will post it in a couple of days. You've been missed!

  2. Padme loves her meat so she might be up for a 3-way with the Mrs and Ron Swanson.

  3. Thank you! (from one of those socialist bastards)

  4. I am honored that you memed me... thank you. I'll need awhile to think up worthy answers to your questions, except for No.10, that one is a no brainer :)

  5. I finally did the meme! Thanks for tagging me. My little blog needs a jump start.

  6. I loved this post!! I just discovered you from the LPV blog! I'm looking forward to following you...between you and Sara's blog, I'll fill my daily laugh quota!

    A pink house with purple shutters, eh? Genius. : )

  7. Thanks for this post, I've decided to join in the questionnaire/game, I even mentioned your blog, check it out :
    :) Danica Martin

  8. I found you through Sara's blog. Thanks for asking her all those clever questions. As for you, answer #1 made me laugh. And follow.


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