The Fresh Beat band is a show.
A horrible, horrible show. The leads are two boys named Twist and Shout, and 2 girls named Kiki and Marina.
Benny the Bull and Swiper are characters on Dora.
The Peanut can be bossy.
Scene: Tonight in the Car
Peanut: I'm Dora and you're Swiper
Pman: I'm swiper
Me: I'm Twist
Peanut: You're Benny
Me: You be Benny. I'm Twist
Pnut: You can't be Twist.
Me: I'm Kiki
Pnut: You can't be Kiki. You're a boy.
Me: I want to be Kiki.
Pnut: No, Kiki's a girl!
My wife: You told him he couldn't be Twist
Pnut: You can't be Kiki.
Me: I'm Mrs. Garret
Pnut: No, you can't be Mrs. Garret, you're not a girl!
Me: You don't even know Mrs. Garret. I'm Mrs. Garret, you're Jo, Pman is Blair, aaand Mommy is Tootie.
Pnut: No!
Me: I'm Ralph Furley, you're Larry, Mommy is Jack, and Pman is Crissy.
Pnut: No!
My Wife: I want to be Janet. I'm a girl
Me: I'm Captain Stubing, Mommy is Isaac, you're Julie, and Pman is Doc.
We also went through Fantasy Island. (I'm Mr Rourke, You're Tatoo, mommy is the person who faces their absolute worst nightmare, the Pumpkin man is the one who's there just to get laid.)
And then . . . .
Me: I'm Hannibal, Mommy is Face, you're B.A. Baracas, and Pman is Murdock, the crazy one.
Pnut: B.A. Baracus?
Me: You say, " (Mr. T impression) I pity da fool !
Pumpkin Man; (Tiny Mr T Rasp) Ahm BA Ahracus, I pity Da Fool!
Pnut: (Also doing her best impression) I pity da fool!
Pman: Ahm Ba Brracus, I pity da fool
Pnut Can I pity Da Fool?
Pman: (Matter of factly) No. You listen, I pity Da fool.
Pnut: I don't want to listen. I want to pity da fool!
Pman: I pity da fool!
Pnut: No. I pity da fool!
Pman: I pity da fool!
Pnut: I pity da fool!
Me: There are plenty of fools to go around.
Top 5 parenting moment. I will be expecting my dad of the year nomination phone call.
