Busy Morning/Hey everyone, I'm a Whore!

So between whiny meltdowns this morning ("daddy, I'm hungry.  NO. I want something else.  NO.  I want to cook it."
Me:  "So lets go cook it."  Her:   No.  Idone wanna cook it!"  Me, mumbling:  Well, isn't daddy an over accommodating moron?"   Her:  "yeah.")  cleaning the house for company, and shoveling, I am taking time out to show you my, ahem, wares.  Don't look directly at them!  You'll claw your eyes out.

Today, I have my first ever guest post up over at Always Home and Uncool.  A few things you should know should you deign to read it.  He's a funny guy and a good writer.  He's also a lunatic.  A lunatic who tries not to swear, drinks too much beer, and hates (by which I mean secretly loves) the American Girl products he buys for his daughter.  So if you guys have an extra moment, please go on over there and give it a read.  Thanks everyone.

Homemaker Man