Showing posts with label Vagina Dialogues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vagina Dialogues. Show all posts
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Monday, February 22, 2010
I Wonder if They Get Crabs
Overheard as we left for food shopping at our local super market, Market Basket:
Peanut: We goin' shoppin'?
Me: Yes we are honey?
P: At Masket Basket?
Me: Yup, at Masket Basket.
P: Can we see the lobsters?
Me: Yes we can.
P: They swimmin'. They swimmin' evr'ywhere.
Me: Yes they do.
P: They have legs?
Me: Yes, and big red claws.
P: And big 'ginas.
What the fu. . . imagine that? Big giant lobster vaginas. Frightening. I believe the Vagina Dialogues is at least partially in response to potty training.
In regards to my last post, thanks again for your helpful responses. I got some good advice on how to handle these offers if it happens again, and Alice In Wonderland provided this link that leads to some pretty lousy reviews of csnstores. It looks like they're shady. Fuckers.
HM
Peanut: We goin' shoppin'?
Me: Yes we are honey?
P: At Masket Basket?
Me: Yup, at Masket Basket.
P: Can we see the lobsters?
Me: Yes we can.
P: They swimmin'. They swimmin' evr'ywhere.
Me: Yes they do.
P: They have legs?
Me: Yes, and big red claws.
P: And big 'ginas.
What the fu. . . imagine that? Big giant lobster vaginas. Frightening. I believe the Vagina Dialogues is at least partially in response to potty training.
In regards to my last post, thanks again for your helpful responses. I got some good advice on how to handle these offers if it happens again, and Alice In Wonderland provided this link that leads to some pretty lousy reviews of csnstores. It looks like they're shady. Fuckers.
HM
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