First there was a Man. Then a Woman. Then in quick succession, two cats, a confused dog beast, and two kids. I stay at home with them. I'm the Man

Monday, November 30, 2009

Short post 2. We have Swine

Well, my wife has it.  The Swine Flu.  She was diagnosed at the doctor's office a couple of hours ago.  Swine flu.  In my house.  I feel like out of the corner of my eye I keep seeing wispy, ethereal, pig heads zipping around the living room trailing vapor.

Swine flu?  I'm Jewish, I can't get Swine flu.  It's not kosher.  I refuse.  There is no way I am getting some treif flu.  I don't usually keep kosher, but I feel this is a good place to try.

My poor wife.  On the bright side, she's home all week.  Of course, it's with Swine flu . . .

5 comments:

  1. Ugh! So, so, sorry. I hope she feels better soon!

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  2. Just called over from Aion's site to say Hi! He sure has an unusual way of meeting new bloggers!
    Sorry to hear that your wife has Swine 'Flu, but if you are going to get it, then you are going to get it, so there is not much you can do about it! Here in England, THEY, (whoever they are!) are saying that most of us would have already had it and not even known about it!
    I'll call over again, put myself down as a follower!
    Take care!

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  3. Time for you to watch the video! Can't beat a singing pig...

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  4. viv-me too. She's unhappy. Thank you.

    Alice-Nice to meet you. Thanks for reading and following. I visited your site. It is lovely.

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