Just barely got accepted to school and already my first test is here. College Placement Test. The one they use to figure out at what level you should start your schooling. I'm hoping for 6th grade. I was wicked smart in 6th grade.
I'm thinking I might be able to test out of English 101 and 102. Not that I wouldn't enjoy them, I just don't want to pay for them. I'm also trying to decide if I should take a dive on the math portion so that I end up in remedial math or if I should try as hard as I can so that I end up in remedial math. I guess I will just do my best and see what happens.
Be careful. Don't let that statement's profundity overwhelm you.
I'm nervous. I'm not sure why. This is not really a test you can fail. It's not like if I do badly they'll be like, "Mr. Homemaker Man, we have the results of your College Placement Test. According to these numbers, we'll be placing you in the University of You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me. It's in Guantanamo Bay. Pack your shit, porridge head."
Although, it would be kind of cool if they did do that. To someone else sitting next to me so I could see it happen. They would never do that to me. I flunked out of U of YHGTBFKM years ago.
Ok, gotta get to bed at a reasonable time tonight so I can be fresh for tomorrow. Whoever reads this, send me good vibes.
Thanks and good night.
P.S. Before I forget . . . yesterday I wrote that whole long post about losing my keys and I spelled losing wrong. Twice(it's since been fixed). And I'm hoping to test out of English 101-02. Right. Anyway sorry about that everyone. No excuse for it, I'm just a big looser.