I'm trying to write something here but a new Lopez Tonight just came on and talk about distracting. His show has similar energy to Arsenio Hall's old show, only better! Where has that Arsenio gone, anyway? I thought he'd shine forever.
Exhausted tonight. The Peanut had 3 unprovoked wake-ups last night. Let me put that another way. I woke up from a sound sleep three times last night because my daughter needed her blankets fixed and a single sip of water. If she wakes up tonight, she get the hose.
I'm a shit talker. If she wake up tonight she gets the same thing she always get. A grumpy daddy who will shuffle in to her room and give her whatever she wants as long as she stops crying about it.
Ok, this next thing is sort of about religion and sort of about sex. At least it's about sex before I was married (true for a couple of brief periods during, too), and religion as I think most people see it.
While not religious, I believe in the power of religion to do good and the right of everyone to practice-or not-whatever religion they choose. It's a strong belief of mine. So if I am approached on the street by someone passing out religious literature, I stop. And if they ask me what I believe and why or who is my personal lord and savior, I tell them this:
To me, God is like vagina.
I never see it, but I'm pretty sure it exists,
and it controls everything I do.
Something more interesting tomorrow, I hope.