Round 3 of the contest I'm not in: Parody IMPORTANT UPDATE

This is the 3rd week of the Blogger Idol humor contest over at knucklehead.com.  I am not a contestant in this contest, yet this is my 3rd straight entry (first two are here and here) .  I'm the Don Quixote of Bloggy-ville.   This week's theme is  parody.  I've gone with a song parody because apparently my sense of humor is on loan from the local morning zoo radio show.  I have parodied the song Time in A Bottle, by Jim Croce.  I offer no apologies for this to Mr. Croce, as I am quite sure he is a total pussy and that my wife could kick his ass.  He might also be dead.  

I chose this song because I heard it on a commercial this morning and it's been in my head all day.  I have kept it real to the Homemaker Man way of life.  Included at the bottom aret he original lyrics and the video if anyone needs to hear it first.   Ok then.

UPDATE:  While I like the way this one came out, I've got a better one coming tomorrow.  I can do that because I'm not in the contest.  Word.

Time In a Buh-Buh

If I could save time in a buh-buh

The first thing that I'd like to do

Is save every day

Til eternity passes away

And make my kids miss their two's

If I could make days last forever

Well, often they already do

When you start with two babes at 5 in the morn

By noon you are pretty much through

But there never seems to be enough time

To do the things you want to do

Like a shower

And when the kids have gone to sleep

I look around and I’m knee deep

In laundry

If I had a box just for wishes

And dreams that had never come true

The box would be chalk full

Of O’s and a waffle

That had fallen inside it in June

But there never seems to be enough time

To do the things you want to do

Once you find them

I look around and see my wife

And hope that she will play my “fife”

Then; snoring


Original: Time in a Bottle – Jim Croce

If I could save time in a bottle

The first thing that I'd like to do

Is to save every day

Till Eternity passes away

Just to spend them with you

If I could make days last forever

If words could make wishes come true

I'd save every day like a treasure and then,

Again, I would spend them with you

But there never seems to be enough time

To do the things you want to do

Once you find them

I've looked around enough to know

That you're the one I want to go

Through time with

If I had a box just for wishes

And dreams that had never come true

The box would be empty

Except for the memory

Of how they were answered by you

But there never seems to be enough time

To do the things you want to do

Once you find them

I've looked around enough to know

That you're the one I want to go

Through time with