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Last night I posted a song parody for the blogger idol contest over on knucklehead.com.  I liked it but it was really more of a space saver.  I didn't start it til late last evening and etc.  I put it up because I felt obligated to get a post up before midnight for a contest in which I am not competing.  Issues, I gots'em.  This next one is what I meant to say.  It goes out to my baby son, The Pumpkin Man.  Sung to the tune of Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z.  The original lyrics and video are at the bottom.  It might help to give it a listen so you have the beat in your head.  


Big Pumpkin'

(intro)Uh, uh uh uh

It’s Big Pumpkin baby

It’s Big Pumpkin growin’ teeth

Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..

Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah

Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..

You know I, hug’ im, change ’im, love’ im, feed ’ im

But he’s still fuckin’ screamin’

Take ‘im out the chair, let ’im pull my hair

But he’s still fuckin’ teethin’

First time he fuss, I’m lookin’

Is it the, food I’m cookin’?

I’m a dad in every sense of the word, kid

Better hug and squeeze ’im

In the bjorn where I keep ’im

Til he kicks my nuts, feel the pain up in my guts Then his

Beep-beep is  pickin’ ‘im up

Let ’im play with the keys to the truck

Ok, so it’s a forrester what the fuck?

Meanwhile I wipe baby muck

Just because you got big head, I’m a play dead

So you can be spittin’ it up? 

Shit I…

Won’t stop tryin,

Y’all be cryin’

Is it diaper rash I’m spyin’?

You say yes, I say you’re lyin’

Me Desitin re-applyin’

I am his big pappy

I make him happy

I need more patience

Want a vacation

Takin’ donations

Don’t CRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y.. check ‘im out now

CRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y

Don’t CRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y.. check ‘im out now

CRY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y

I’m beggin’ Big Pumpkin, quiet please

Check ‘im out now

Big pumpkin, stop screamin’ at me

I’m beggin’  big pumpkin please eat your string cheese

It’s just that Pumpkin Man, HM, and P-N-U-T. 

Yo, yo, yo, Big Pumpkin, quiet please

I’m beggin’, Big pumpkin stop screamin’ at me

I'm beggin', big pumpkin please eat your string cheese

It’s just that Pumpkin Man, HM, and P-N-U-T.

Big Pimpin' Original Lyrics By Jay-Z

(Intro)Uhh, uh uh uh

It's big pimpin baby..

It's big pimpin, spendin G's

Feel me.. uh-huh uhh, uh-huh..

Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah

Ge-ge-geyeah, geyeah..

You know I, thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em,

cause I don't fucking need 'em

Take 'em out the hood, keep 'em lookin' good

But I don't fuckin feed e'm

First time they fuss I'm breezin

Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"

I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch

Better trust and believe 'em

In the cut where I keep 'em

Til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts Then it's, Beep beep and I'm pickin 'em up

Let em play with the dick in the truck

Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs

Divorce him and split his bucks

Just because you got good head, I'm a break bread

so you can be livin it up?

Shit I…

Parts with nothin,

Y'all be frontin

Me give my heart to a woman?

Not for nothin, never happen

I'll be forever mackin

Heart cold and assassins,

I got no passion

I got no patience

And I hate waitin

Hoe get yo' ass in

And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now

RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now

RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

We doin, big pimpin, we spendin cheese

Check em out now

Big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s

We doin, big pimpin up in N.Y.C.

It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B

Yo yo yo, big pimpin, spendin cheese

We doin, big pimpin, on B.L.A.D.'s

We doin, big pimpin up in N.Y.C.

It's just that Jigga Man, Pimp C, and B-U-N B







P.S.  Think Beyonce' ever plays this song and then puts on Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) and laughs and laughs?